Mom: Dad, Keith and I are going to the cottage on Thursday. Are you sure you will be okay by yourself?
Me: Yeah, I'll be fine. If I get scared or lonely, I'll invite Tony over.
Mom: (long pause) You'll invite Tony over to stay?...If you 're going to, you need to tell me because I need to clean the washroom.
:D
I love that her biggest concern was that she needed to clean the washroom :)